Austin Roush

What the heck did you just flippin say about me, you little punk? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Riverside Guards, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mountain Side, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in banana warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Intruder team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of intruders across the island and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands (` key). Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat (` key), but I have access to the entire arsenal of Riverside base and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the island, you little turd. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're flippin' dead, kiddo.